IC Inbox Duplicity

[reborningreen]

Hi, you've reached Oliver Queen. Leave a message, please.

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[reborningreen]

[ Oliver stares at the delivery in complete confusion, puts it aside and sends a text to Kate. ]

Ah, I got the presents.

...thank you?

[ How does he even address this? Why was this not handled in his nonexistent Superhero handbook??? ]

[paragonofcourage]

[ It's now happened enough that Kate knows something has gone wrong just by the tone of the text.

She takes a deep breath and just sinks down in her seat. ]

It's come to my attention the delivery service has royally messed things up.

You were supposed to be sent a care package of snacks- I'm really sorry if it ended up being something else.

[reborningreen]

I was pretty sure this was not right. It does not fit you at all.

Thank you for confirming.

And attached it a picture of the items received.

[paragonofcourage]

Shit.

I can't tell if they're trying to make me look like Bruce or just trying to annoy me at this point.

[reborningreen]

Maybe a little of both.

I think whoever runs this place is horny on main way too much.

[paragonofcourage]

Is that what the kids are saying these days?

But that's entirely likely, I wouldn't be surprised.

[reborningreen]

Heard it from one of the younger Team Arrow people.

Its frustrating and annoying, but I have no idea how to stop it.

[ The yet is not typed, but its there. ]