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[reborningreen]

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misfired Cordispondence gift

[paragonofcourage]

[ At this point, Kate is never going to try and send people food or candy again. What was supposed to be some snacks for the impending storm has wound up horribly wrong.

For Oliver, the dear, kind souls at Cordispondence decided he deserved a couple fun things from her. Signed with the signature ♥ Kate that they'd signed all her other unintended packages with. ]

[reborningreen]

[ Oliver stares at the delivery in complete confusion, puts it aside and sends a text to Kate. ]

Ah, I got the presents.

...thank you?

[ How does he even address this? Why was this not handled in his nonexistent Superhero handbook??? ]

[paragonofcourage]

[ It's now happened enough that Kate knows something has gone wrong just by the tone of the text.

She takes a deep breath and just sinks down in her seat. ]

It's come to my attention the delivery service has royally messed things up.

You were supposed to be sent a care package of snacks- I'm really sorry if it ended up being something else.

[reborningreen]

I was pretty sure this was not right. It does not fit you at all.

Thank you for confirming.

And attached it a picture of the items received.

[paragonofcourage]

Shit.

I can't tell if they're trying to make me look like Bruce or just trying to annoy me at this point.

[reborningreen]

Maybe a little of both.

I think whoever runs this place is horny on main way too much.

[paragonofcourage]

Is that what the kids are saying these days?

But that's entirely likely, I wouldn't be surprised.

[reborningreen]

Heard it from one of the younger Team Arrow people.

Its frustrating and annoying, but I have no idea how to stop it.

[ The yet is not typed, but its there. ]